Pluto is a planet because there is a Sailor Scout for it.
All other arguments are invalid.
- Me: Pretty sure I'm going to have to find a new job soon- start throwing out some job ideas. Serious ones. There's a lot out there that isn't retail, food, or tech/computer jobs.
- Just about everyone: STRIPPER! TOPLESS HOUSE CLEANING! BIKINI CAR WASH!
- Me: Fuck you guys.